“stats are booming” Lie

WordPress gives me notifications on my phone that my stats are booming. Then when I click to check it says I need to download the jetpack app on my phone to check. Then I go to desktop to find that the stats aren’t even booming. It is just a violation of a lie to trick me into downloading the app. Don’t like being treated like a mug and having my time wasted so I’ll now find an alternative plugin and remove jetpack. Which is pointless because it is a wordpress owed app anyway. The world is burning in hell