advice or suggestions

I am contemplating to leave WordPress and the hosting company that recommended WP for me to use. But before I do that I would want to hear the opinion of the insiders or the WP regulars or experts or whatever you may call them. I have nothing against these helpful forum regulars who wanted to help other IT ignorants like me but I solely have against the system how WordPress is being run or simply how the platform is to be managed . Computer illiterate as I am it is just so hard to keep up with how one manages his own blog, the coding, the creating of a child theme, the adding of widgets and so many other things necessary to make a blog decent.
I know we are not living in Utopia but if I were to choose between a simple, and rural life and a world full of IT jargons I’d rather choose the former. I would prefer to pay someone to make life easier for me than going through all the pains and pangs of unweaving all the intricacies of computer programming. I have done all the necessary posting and questioning to get answers from both my hosting service and WPForum but they were just superficial.
My question for anyone who is reading this: What is the STRAIGHT path to manage my Blog created on WP platform not to ever ask support again? Do I have to buy a certain premium template so as not to bother posting on forums again? This I’m willing to pay as long as it makes my life simpler. Any suggestions on hosting other than FatCow that is friendly(I don’t care if its expensive as long as it delivers)to NEW bloggers. I thank you for your comments.