Is There Anyone I Can Call?

Self-hosted wordpress blogs dont come with any sort of “official” phone support unless you have very flush pockets, from what I understand.

There are plenty of ppl that offer assistance beyond these forums. Some free, I imagine, Some charge.

Might consider joining the wp-pro email list at https://lists.automattic.com/mailman/listinfo/wp-pro and submitting a request to that email list.