Works a treat

Excellent wee plugin.

Just edit the /wp-content/plugins/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/greetings.txt file with your message(s) and there’s a new welcome every day that doesn’t make your users want to punch the computer. This is important for your credibility.

Don’t worry about the %1$s in the default greetings.txt file, the plugin will deal with that. It’s just a placeholder for the user’s display name. My greetings.txt file contains:

Welcome,
Hello,

Nothing else. I might put “Merry Christmas,” in there if I remember.

Good work. Helped me figure out a bit more about how plugins work, too.