3.8.1 completely screwed my site

After the automatic update, I couldn’t post images in posts (but when I navigated away from the posts, they were in my library). I switched themes to test, and now I can’t have a working site.

I always get .php errors yet there are no white spaces in my files, I can’t activate anything within a theme or plugin (IE pressing “update” on my maintenance mode plugin, although it’s universal for every plugin and theme), and no theme even works so I can at least have a semi-working site.

And whenever I change themes I get this on the admin side:

{\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\cocoartf1265 {\fonttbl} {\colortbl;\red255\green255\blue255;} \margl1440\margr1440\vieww10800\viewh8400\viewkind0 }
Warning: Cannot modify header information – headers already sent by (output started at /srv/disk7/1452992/www/bluestribute.net/.maintenance:5) in /srv/disk7/1452992/www/bluestribute.net/wp-includes/pluggable.php on line 896

I wanted to put it in maintenance mode, saw the .maintenance solution, and even showing hidden files I can’t find it (oh, and my site is still live after all of this. It’s just real shitty looking now).

Thanks for automatically updating! -__-