Analysis of my website

It looks very depressing.
I’m immediately turned-off by the background image and colour.

I visited your blog and found it to be quite plain darling.

First, you already got some spam in there. ?? Install Akismet, that’ll help block it. (it’s free, or you can donate a tiny bit)

Your design is kinda boring. I usually am a fan of dark colored websites, but I think your background image is making it…faded looking when combined with the very black color you have on it.

Maybe try sprucing it up with a customized logo? There is a free site you can go to for one: https://cooltext.com/ I’ve used it..can make big or small ones on it. It really is free.
You can probably spruce it up with some comedic pictures as well. Throw in a disclaimer somewhere on your site as well (so you don’t get sued by some company that someone will complain about or whatnot).

I think this website idea is great and hopefully you can fix your design issues so it looks good and will attract people.

Oh, also try adding some categories for your posts such as

Retail
Sales
Restaurant
Hotels
Etc..you get the idea. ??

Thanks for the suggestions Synfidie