Another “maximum upload size is 8M” issue

Oh my God.
I’ve been dealing with this problem for the past TWO WEEKS and I’m officially over it. I’ve tried ever trick and gimmick in the book. I’ve altered my php.ini file I’ve messed with the .htpaccess. I’ve moved them from root to wp-admin to back to root and nothing. works.

I currently have an account with GoDaddy to host my WordPress blog. I reached them and they linked me to this:

https://help.godaddy.com/article/1475?

I’ve renamed the php file to php5 etc… and still no go. Here’s what my php.ini file says:

register_globals = off
allow_url_fopen = off

expose_php = Off
max_input_time = 60
variables_order = “EGPCS”
extension_dir = ./
upload_tmp_dir = /tmp
precision = 12
SMTP = relay-hosting.secureserver.net
url_rewriter.tags = “a=href,area=href,frame=src,input=src,form=,fieldset=”

[Zend]
zend_extension=/usr/local/zo/ZendExtensionManager.so
zend_extension=/usr/local/zo/4_3/ZendOptimizer.so

…and my htaccess says:

# BEGIN WordPress
<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule . /index.php [L]
</IfModule>

# END WordPress

What IS that?
I’ve read almost every forum imaginable and no go. I made a test php file and it STILL says “8M.”

Please PLEASE Someone help. I’m about to cry here.