Is there a premium theme like gawker, lifehacker or gizmodo?

I know many people hate the look of the gawker network of sites (also includes lifehacker and gizmodo and more), but I need a similar layout for the ad block sizes that my ad network requires.

I like the 720px horizontal ad banners that split the main content columns of each of the sites and want something like that for one of my blogs. I also like the ad block that appears to the right of the main banner at the top in the theme.

I have searched everywhere for a (ideally premium) WP theme like the Movable Type template for the gawker family sites. Has anyone ever seen one like that before? Much appreciated. I’d be happy to pay for it.
Thanks,
kermit