Like pouring tar all over my website.

As soon as I activated this plugin, my entire website (front and backend) slowed down like a snail crawling through frozen tar in January. Or kind of like that Yule greeting card my friends sent me via Posti in December from the other side of town that arrived in JULY… In fact, the website came to a screeching halt, I started getting a 504 Gateway Time-out error (and so did everybody else that tried to use it on multiple platforms and devices) and had to delete the plugin altogether via FTP. Immediately after deleting the plug-in, the website started working again. I’m sure this would be of great help to my webstore IF IT WORKED. Back to the drawing board, guys.