Love, Sex, and Blog Hosting

In the neverending quest to find more customers, I’m going to go out on a limb in saying that everyone on the internet is looking for three things: Love, Sex, and Blog Hosting.

The first thing they are searching for is Love. I mean come on, you’ve been to the sites on the internet that claim they have the answers when it comes to solving your Love life. All you need is a monthly subscription to the premiere pickup lines website and you have it made. Ohhh yeeeeaaaa. Which leads to the second thing internet users seek when they are using the Internets; sex. Sometimes this is the first item on someone’s checklist, but here at HostmyE.com we assume that all of our customers have high morals. Admit it to yourself. There was that one time late at night when you misused that search engines for you naughty and despicable thoughts. You sicko.

And the third thing that everone on the internet is looking for is Blog Hosting*.

Well, that is what HostmyE.com is all about. We are the first Webshost on the internet and the only “firm” that is exclusively is operated by me. I will give you love, we can forget about the sex (because I don’t cyber), and if you purchase one of these wonderful plans you can have Blog Hosting! Isn’t that a deal worth salvating over?

Of course, the three plans that we have are:

The Office Plan | Purchase | More Details…

The Office Plan is perfect for the person who has some sort of clue what they are doing on the world wide web, but don’t want to spend buckets of money. Let me be honest with you for a second. Most people who have huge ambitions for beginning websites and/or blogs usually get the site templates up, but then fail to keep the site updated. If you have a feeling that this will describe your project then select this plan.

The Smile Plan | Purchase | More Details…

The Smile Plan is perfect for the person who is quickly becoming popular in the online world. The only real reason for you upgrading your account or purchasing this plan is because you need more transfer bandwith. Let me be the first person to congratulate you on your sucessful ventures! If you have a feeling that this will describe your project then select this plan.

The Man Plan | Purchase | More Details…

The Man Plan is perfect for the person who has really embraced the internet. Like it or not the internet is part of your life. You need to blog about 4 or 5 times a day just to feel sane. Does that make you a man? I’m not sure, because you very well might be a woman. Does that make you a freak? Well, of course! Welcome to the club! Decades from now children will be sharing stories about your website’s humble beginnings!

And, if you are currently drunk or under the influence of some hallucinogens you might be interested in this plan:

a€?We Screw You And Charge More Money When You Actually Get Lessa€? Plan | Purchase | More Details…

The a€?We Screw You And Charge More Money When You Actually Get Lessa€? Plan is for the gullible idiots who think they are getting more when they are actually getting less. If you purchase plan I will personally give you a phone call just to thank you for joining the a€?firma€?. Dona€?t you want to hear my voice?

So what are you waiting for? Operators are standing by. Purchase today, or tomorrow. Or whenever! HostmyE.com is a Joe Brooks webhosting company.

*All plans include the personal installation of WordPress and today’s best templates because WordPress is the bestest of all blog technologies on the internets. All five of them.