Themes listed poorly

I’ve spent hours tonight trying to find the right theme that might be able to be used to help transfer my current website to a wordpress theme. Virtually all of the themes are listed innaccurately and by half truths. Custom colors, left column, I’ve wanted hours retyping in the same criteria. All of them have some kind of hangup, swift makes you do some weird thing with the permissions, whitehouse try’s to make you pay for it, garland doesn’t even make sense how it lists the top category and gives you no means to change it, custom header doesn’t cover that it only will utilize the logo in a very limited way, it’s rampant misadvertising.