Very very simple wp theme? Is there even one available?

I’ve searched the Internet for hours and hours trying to find the simplest WP theme ever and I just can’t find it. I’d love for someone to point me in the right direction please!

I just need a theme that’s one column, no header, no footer, no nav buttons, no nothing! Basically a box with a border of course (just like many salesletter websites), and a background that I can change the color of as needed. I’d love to have a little padding/margin at the top of the page between the very top and the start of the “box”=same with the bottom area, and about 750px (but I’m sure I can change that easily if I could just find the template).

PLEASE don’t tell me that I can easily create this – it might be easy for you very smart folks, but I’m not a designer, and I’m sure there are a lot of nuances that would be overlooked if I created it.

Any ideas where I could find the simplest theme in the world? Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

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