It was given a few errors from a strictly clean install with no plugins and no themes (other than the few that come preinstalled). It seemed as though the installation itself had a bug so I wiped the directory and manually installed it and received the same errors. Years of installing WordPress and I haven’t a clue.
I called my hosting provider and did some online research. My web host suggested that I go to an older version of WordPress because the new version were having issues. I went all the way back to 3.6.1 and I am having no issues. This is a big mess.